Hello?

Just a moment of mindless chatter. Well, maybe not. 

the seasons

Fall is slowly coming here in the south, and what a nice 3 days it might be. Leaves with instantly turn and fall in a matter of hours, and for a brief, cool night, fall will be upon us. I hope I don't miss it. It's also time for football, and other changes happen. All of my friends will turn into either, enthusiastic supporters or just insufferable assholes. I'm not really a fan of football, and am looked down at, like a leper for such an anti-southern, point of view. I could eat babies in a burning American flag and not be any more frowned upon, and couple this with my disdain for nascar, and I'm damn near the anti-christ of southern tradition. So, as we enter into the fall of my own discontent, I'll leave you with this. Enjoy the games, enjoy the trash talk, where everyone gets pissed and angry.....but don't go getting all butt-hurt when I poke fun at your collective ranting.....cause I don't care about your team, and I don't care about their team either.

getting my demo on?

yeah, ya heard it right. I'm going to be doing a couple of live demos at Freshfully market in the near future...dates and times to come...

well slap my ass and call me nancy

before you go freaking out, just think, it's more hygienic than a hand shake. Things are looking up in the car world, my truck is now back on the road, the bronco didn't go tits up Friday, and I didn't even break anything while working on the truck. I'm giving up on the vic, it's gone, and I'm gonna miss that car. It was entertaining to so many people, and a beast on the open roads, but I'm done funneling cash down the gaping maw of ford engineering. I need to cut the grass, but I had a dream last night that suggested otherwise....hey! who are you to argue with my dreams? No point here, just a pic of me eating raw oysters. Until the next fat rant.

buy me a mur-sades benz

I swear, if it's got wheels and an engine, I can kill it. My CP71 Vic died a quick death, and after a bit of money, it's still sitting in the yard in true redneck fashion. I've been driving dads truck, and it died today. I'm a car killer...I got the reverse midas touch. Anything I touch turns to shit....STAY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So....I'm down to driving the punisher bronco, which I try to avoid daily, cause it uses more gas than most small countries.  I go this afternoon to gas it up, and some guys trying to hawk a car washing product, offer to demo it on my bronco? really, look at this thing. The only thing holding it together is the dirt and rust. It's not seen a washing since the 80's!  Dude asks me, what color is this?....it's primer you nutsack! Need a car killed, let me drive it for a week. Check in tomorrow for what will probably be a fun story of how the bronco died a painful death. damn.

the blog that never dies

I forget I have this lump of digital crap floating in the interwebs till I need a pic of something useless from long ago.....or I just want to gripe about something. Maybe I'll post more, but probably not. I'll return my netnerd pin and decoder ring. until the fat one speaks again!

I kept it real in '11

keeping it mine in the '12! watch out, cause it's coming, and it's all G!!!